- the dina lohan twitter account doesn't seem real, but it makes me fucking lmao.
- can't sleep, clown'll eat me.
- i have a huge-ass blister on my heel. :(
- i miss my bf.
- moving house is a bitch.
- if you play with dogs, you're bound to get fleas.

i love my daughter and her money. i love both my kids, and once the other one is famous enough, i'll love him too.

everyone is too hard on lindsay - it's normal for girls her age to experiment. which 21 year old can tell me they haven't been to rehab at least once? it's normal. the only reason people pay attention when it is lindsay, is because they are trying to make her the next diana. she is really talented, she could very well be this generations marilyn monroe - she has the pose perfect, and now that she is blonde again, they are practically twins you know? when she wins an oscar for i know who killed me, everyone will realise they were wrong about her.

i'm just an ordinary mom, trying to raise her status and wealth by living my dreams vicariously through my children. i'm living the american dream - every mom wishes they had my life. it's normal, i'm normal. i'm a cool mom. some times lindsay's friends will call me the white oprah, because i'm so good at helping them through their problems -  i'm like a sister to linds and her pals. if they want to do a little blow off my bathroom counter, i'll let them. hell, i'll even buy it for them as long as they keep it in the house and give lil' dina a line. i'd rather see them slumped over the toilet and foaming at the mouth than have them out working respectable jobs or in school. it's just not safe these days - it isn't normal. i'm normal, we're a normal family.